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13. [video]

[After the fourthwall, Beat had no idea where he was, so he decided to just get on G-Dawg's back and have his awesome Houndoom nose lead them to civilization. Now, he's in Olivine City, which is surrounded by ocean. After having done some exploring (particularly of the famous restaurant he heard of from a bunch of rowdy sailors), he's taking this opportunity to let Fish 2 swim around the perimeter of the city. G-Dawg trots at his side, wearing Beat's backpack. And Beat is filming! Because this town is the least dinky he's been in, having skipped Goldenrod, so color him impressed.]

Sup, Johto! Who wants a tour of Olivine?

[Right now they're at the Lighthouse, and Two is in the shot. And yes, Rise, he still has the necklace. Starting from there, he'll run around with the gear, going "ooh" and "aah" at things, basically being an annoying tourist with a camera. Until finally-]

Booyaka! They got a beach! Hit me, Number Two! Splash attack!

[Two growls and gives him this grumpy stare. THIS AIN'T SEA WORLD MOTHERFUCKER.

But Beat keeps waving at him. G-Dawg slowly inches away. Eventually the cranky Gyarados caves and sends a nice big splash at him.

The water is, predictably, freezing.]


... Bwaaah!!!

[he instantly drops the gear to warm up his shoulders with his hands]

Man! Why'd I have to find the beach in December?!

[Having escaped the splash, G-Dawg is now in the distance, rolling around in the sand and laughing his doggy ass off.]

YO, SHUT IT!

[G-Dawg's not shutting it. But Beat realizes he has the backpack, and therefore his towel.]

Yo yo... G-Dawg! C'mere! C'mere, boy!

[The Houndoom runs away down the sand instead. Beat bolts off after him, shivering]

OI!! I AIN'T PLAYIN' WITCHU!!

[and thus, a game of beach tag was initiated. Fish 2 watches on, unimpressed, as the wettened gear lays in the sand. Amazingly, it hasn't broken.]
Tags: beat is a moron, fish 2, g-dawg, olivine city, omg the beach, public nuisances
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hittheroadjack

December 6 2010, 00:14:07 UTC 6 years ago Edited:  December 6 2010, 00:14:22 UTC

[Gasp!]

You should get yourself somewhere dry and warm or you might get sick!
[having wrestled G-Dawg down and reclaimed his backpack, Beat answers in a moment with a towel around his shoulders.]

Wha? No way, yo! I'm too healthy to get sick.
Olivine? Um, where's that?
Uh....

[he actually got lost, so he has no idea how he found this place. Maps, what are those. But he does know where he started from!]

South of the farm, yo! Wit the cows!
[Here, have a blank stare]

The farm... with cows?
There's a cow farm, yo! I passed it on my way here.
With actual cows!? [Because she's been eating beef every now and then without seeing any actual non-Pokemon animals HERE, and... well, she's really not sure where it's coming from]
Yo, they was pink! I doubt it.
Eh- ah, they were Miltanks?

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Man, make sure you get dry and warm... I fell in a river during the winter once when I was a kid, and that sucked for a while.
[and here's Beat's response, after he's chased down G-Dawg and gotten his towel, he's wearing it like a cape.]

Huh, I didn't think it was a big deal.
Well, you can get sick. [He nods.]
[Huh, that's what the glasses lady said too. He was sure he'd be fine, but it is STILL notably chilly, even with the towel.]

Aight, aight-

[turns his head to G-Dawg and Fish 2]

Yo, guess we better pack it up.

Where are you? Does the nurse at the pokemon center serve hot chocolate there too?
Olivine City, and... I'unno, I'm not into sweet stuff, yo. You had it?

[if they use dark or bitter chocolate, it could be ok. Anyway he's calling the gyarados back into its ball and he and G-Dawg are headed toward town]
Yeah. Its warm, if nothin' else.
[and free, if he's getting it from a nurse... maybe he'll try it.]

Aight, thanks man. I'ma check it.

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[Rika just... giggles for a while.]
[YEAH YEAH LAUGH IT UP. He knows he deserved that]

Yooooo Rika.
Hello, Beat. You seem to be enjoying yourself.
Yeah, I'm good! [still shivering a bit but CHEERFULLY IGNORING THAT]

I ain't never heard a' this city before, so it was like a surprise.
From what I can see in your video, it looks nice there.
For sure! Yo, I got here on accident, but I'ma take my sweet time gettin' outta here.
How did you get there on accident?
Man, I dunno. Somethin' happened and I don't remember it, but I ain't the only one who got shuffled, yo!

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